Saturday, July 15, 2006
Bin Laden unit disbanded
in other news, Bin Laden unit members will be redirected to more urgent (and more easily achievable) tasks, such as finding Elvis (left on the picture) and the Invisible Man (right on the picture, operating dyalisis machine). A CIA source stated that it was practically impossible to find Bin Laden. After all, a six foot five arab dragging a dyalisis machine around will blend seamlessly into the crowd.