Friday, November 25, 2005

Requiem for a mane

"Some of my worst mistakes were haircuts" - Jim Morrison

"Quinctilius Varus, give me back my legions."-Cesar Augustus

Is this what a man is supposed to look like? - Tyler Durden

No longer Pan, Rasputin, Ahab. Chaser of White Whales, Vilifier of Temples, Sodomizer of Saints, Herald of the Last Days - no longer . I should never have shaved. How will I now recruit my mad lieutenants in this bedlam of chemically imbalanced consumers?

Not with this sad, hairless Gabriel, staring back at me from beyond the Looking Glass. That's it, the revolution is on hold 'till I recover my mane.

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