Sunday, February 19, 2006

Maximum Damage

If I had to decide upon a suicide note, I would write:

Because you haven't loved me well enough.

Yes, I mean YOU.

...and I would laugh all the way to hell, thinking of all the misunderstandings.

Maybe God would think it was him. And in fact, he'd be right. The bastard.

I cannot commit suicide. I lack the decorum to do even that in a serious manner.

1 comment:

OMWO said...

and just in case you are wondering.

Yes, I do mean YOU!