Friday, April 14, 2006
Major Eye-rection: AF-S Zoom-Nikkor ED 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G IF DX VR
Oh, baby, I need it bad. Give it to me hard!
Calling all stations. Moderately young man, more noted for enthusiasm than technique, will perform sexual services in exchange for a AF-S Zoom-Nikkor ED 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G IF DX VR.
Right here. Right now.
As alternative, will clean public toilet with tongue and call it performance art (but only if lens comes with hood).