Burning Bush

I love the trees at night, especially with the right kind of light and the "wrong" kind of white balance...

Major Eye-rection: AF-S Zoom-Nikkor ED 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G IF DX VR

Oh, baby, I need it bad. Give it to me hard!

Calling all stations. Moderately young man, more noted for enthusiasm than technique, will perform sexual services in exchange for a AF-S Zoom-Nikkor ED 18-200mm f/3.5-5.6G IF DX VR.

Right here. Right now.

As alternative, will clean public toilet with tongue and call it performance art (but only if lens comes with hood).

My Umber is very Raw

Dabbing in Oils. There is nothing quite as sweet as the smell of something new. Except for the odour of turpentine, of course. :)

Intelectual lunacy

Several examples of "intelectual property" at its best.